SNAKES!

Milf bought me Snakes on a Plane for an early Birthday present just in case he's as shit and late with it as he was our anniversary present.

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!

NO.

NO.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0952640/
JASON LEE?!????

eta: I was almost coping with him being a scientologist, but now I am really sad. This is WRONG.