Jordan [Katie Price] is a 'glamour model' in the loosest terms possible who has married Peter Andre [dodgy Australian singer] and has a kid by him, one more on the way and a kid by footballer Dwight Yorke who denies him and has a growth disorder and is blind.
She's a fucking trainwreck of a person:
The wedding
She tried to enter Eurovision and we didn't even want her to win, she didn't get through. That was her entry.
Unfortunately, she's just got a reality TV show that started showing in the US last week. You HAVE to catch it, it's hillarious!!
See that icon? The little barn roof in the distance? My house is right next to that barn ... and I have no cable, no satellite ... unfortunately, I don't think her show will be playing on any of the 5 channels I do get via antenna.
Besides, isn't it bad enough that i once subjected myself to a Saturday morning marathon of "My Super Sweet Sixteen" while staying at a hotel?
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Jordan [Katie Price] is a 'glamour model' in the loosest terms possible who has married Peter Andre [dodgy Australian singer] and has a kid by him, one more on the way and a kid by footballer Dwight Yorke who denies him and has a growth disorder and is blind.
She's a fucking trainwreck of a person:
The wedding
She tried to enter Eurovision and we didn't even want her to win, she didn't get through. That was her entry.
Unfortunately, she's just got a reality TV show that started showing in the US last week. You HAVE to catch it, it's hillarious!!
Re: forgive me, I'm from the US
Besides, isn't it bad enough that i once subjected myself to a Saturday morning marathon of "My Super Sweet Sixteen" while staying at a hotel?
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What's not to love?
Unfortunately tummy-enhancing panel of sequins
Disturbing pink spandex camel toe
Inability to walk in heels, much less sing and dance
She certainly has the right men wrapped around her ... something ...
PS ... I think yours are better
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