Jordan [Katie Price] is a 'glamour model' in the loosest terms possible who has married Peter Andre [dodgy Australian singer] and has a kid by him, one more on the way and a kid by footballer Dwight Yorke who denies him and has a growth disorder and is blind.
She's a fucking trainwreck of a person:
The wedding
She tried to enter Eurovision and we didn't even want her to win, she didn't get through. That was her entry.
Unfortunately, she's just got a reality TV show that started showing in the US last week. You HAVE to catch it, it's hillarious!!
See that icon? The little barn roof in the distance? My house is right next to that barn ... and I have no cable, no satellite ... unfortunately, I don't think her show will be playing on any of the 5 channels I do get via antenna.
Besides, isn't it bad enough that i once subjected myself to a Saturday morning marathon of "My Super Sweet Sixteen" while staying at a hotel?
Love your icon!!! I love that fact that she sings just a little bit flat the whole time and that flexing your butt-cheeks is a dance routine in Jordanland. I love her.
When I was pregnant I used to hop out of bed in the morning, slip my feet into my fluffy pink mules then slide into my spangly hot pink catsuit before getting the kids' dad to spin me round on the sofa every morning without fail.
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forgive me, I'm from the US
Date: 2007-05-01 03:03 pm (UTC)Re: forgive me, I'm from the US
Date: 2007-05-01 03:09 pm (UTC)Jordan [Katie Price] is a 'glamour model' in the loosest terms possible who has married Peter Andre [dodgy Australian singer] and has a kid by him, one more on the way and a kid by footballer Dwight Yorke who denies him and has a growth disorder and is blind.
She's a fucking trainwreck of a person:
The wedding
She tried to enter Eurovision and we didn't even want her to win, she didn't get through. That was her entry.
Unfortunately, she's just got a reality TV show that started showing in the US last week. You HAVE to catch it, it's hillarious!!
Re: forgive me, I'm from the US
Date: 2007-05-01 03:18 pm (UTC)Besides, isn't it bad enough that i once subjected myself to a Saturday morning marathon of "My Super Sweet Sixteen" while staying at a hotel?
Re: forgive me, I'm from the US
Date: 2007-05-01 03:12 pm (UTC)What's not to love?
Unfortunately tummy-enhancing panel of sequins
Disturbing pink spandex camel toe
Inability to walk in heels, much less sing and dance
She certainly has the right men wrapped around her ... something ...
PS ... I think yours are better
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Date: 2007-05-01 03:21 pm (UTC)I love that fact that she sings just a little bit flat the whole time and that flexing your butt-cheeks is a dance routine in Jordanland.
I love her.
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Date: 2007-05-01 05:22 pm (UTC)I need a new version my boobs look better now! :D
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Date: 2007-05-01 05:27 pm (UTC)Then I used to pop my boobies out of the window and wave them at the paparazzi. Just for the lulz.
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