Awesome.

[mofette]

I'd forgotten why I love Jordan. It's because people let her do things like this:

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When I was pregnant I used to hop out of bed in the morning, slip my feet into my fluffy pink mules then slide into my spangly hot pink catsuit before getting the kids' dad to spin me round on the sofa every morning without fail.

[miss-behave.livejournal.com]

That was me by the way.

[mofette.livejournal.com]

was it all a lie though?

[miss-behave.livejournal.com]

Well of course not!

Then I used to pop my boobies out of the window and wave them at the paparazzi. Just for the lulz.

[mofette.livejournal.com]

well thank goodness for that :)