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I love baths. They are what Sundays were invented for. They are unbelieveably relaxing, and they make me feel sooo sexy you wouln't believe.

todays bath. I'm gonna tell you what happened, because it's the only thing that I've really done today, and it's loverly! (^_^)
First, I get in, and wash, put shampoo on my hair, and make it all squeaky clean (those that know me know how many products I put on my hair!) then I soaked for a bit longer, and put the conditioner on (and you know how important conditioner is if you want shiny tresses)
Then I get out, and shave my legs, leaving the conditioner in to work longer, and I shaved my legs, arms and bikini line *Not got the guts to buy wax yet*
Back in the bath, and wash off the conditioner, use my scrub to scrub at my knees *at the moment, I've got the nastiest infection, it's all ugly and horrible, but my treatment of them is making them better, and the scars are fading* and my arms to make the tan show up better. *yes people, the whitest person that I know (me, duh) has got a slight tan. I can notice, but no-one else can* then I hop out the bath, and run to my room (I Do put the towel round my while I run, hehehe.
Then, in my room, I dry myself a bit and sit on my bed. I use this really ace stuff and but it into my knees, and it takes off any dead skin that's there. It's called "Pretty Feet" but you don't have to use it on yr feets. Then I moisturise my legs *an all important stage of the shaving process* and get talc out. I talc myself *Wish mike was doing it instead, heheh* and then I put my deoderant on, and some more TCP to my knees. then I go and clean out my ears *got to be done after a bath, yes it's yuck, but otherwise they go "squish"* come back to my room, and use Ten-o-six on my face, moisturise, and do my hair!

My hair usually takes 5 minutes to do, when it's not after a bath *I can only bath/shower every other day, otherwise I get yacky hair* because it just takes a little more gel, and some hairspray, but this time, oooh man, I have to use Wax for the back, then I run gel through *max strength, man it's getting long* then I comb the front bit down, and spike up the back. Then I go back to the bathroom, hold my breath and hairspray. *Damn stuff gives me a bad chest* Run outta there, and I'm done! (Oh yeah, I do get dressed somewhere in the middle)

So what was the point of that I hear you ask? Well, I'm confused as to why I always feel sooo damn sexy after a bath, and why there's never anyone around to appreciate it! hehehe, I can't have pictures taken just after a bath, but I'm sure I'd look better, cos right now, I feel on top of the world!