Essays--

I'm well into this essay now; I've written 2,121 words. Whether those words are all quality, or it's a steaming pile of horse poo, well we'll have to wait. Fact is, they're written, and I'm going to damn well finish it by tomorrow night or else. I'm cooking a nice dinner tomorrow, and want to be able to enjoy the bottle of wine that tosspot got for us.

Watching The Matrix while trying to write this last 800 words probably isn't helping, but hey, I've seen it 110+ times, I don't need to keep an eye on the plot do I?

[first to say what plot gets a kick in the barse]