Drunkenness

xmas party at mofette's house!!

attack_monkey attack_monkey drank 7 coffee liqueurs. attack_monkey offered enki £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. attack_monkey can now be contacted at attack_monkey_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com. To say that attack_monkey loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la! web_kitten web_kitten drank 12 hot toddys, 10 absinthes, 9 pulques, 6 white russians, 15 ales and 15 kahluas. Oh the powers of persusasion! ncender managed to convince a less than sober web_kitten that the milkman had run away with their dentures. web_kitten began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth! iicatsii iicatsii drank 2 cognacs, 10 brandys, 12 pilsners, 8 kahluas, 13 whiskeys and 9 lagers. During a game of truth or dare, iicatsii admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker! ncender ncender drank 8 bloody marys, 15 mint juleps, 4 pernods, 14 ales and 13 tequilas. milfos milfos drank 8 mescals, 14 sambuccas, 10 red wines and 11 hot toddys. elizabeyta elizabeyta drank 12 gins, 2 vermouths, 4 white russians, 11 aligator bites, 2 tequilas and 3 sherrys. sleipnir_ sleipnir_ drank 6 white russians, 8 bloody marys, 11 cosmopolitans and 7 absinthes. alumo basicblack drank 3 kahluas, 2 cosmopolitans, 7 sherrys, 5 absinthes and 8 cognacs. enki enki drank 8 rums and 14 lagers. mofette mofette drank 12 aftershocks and 10 brandys. deathboy deathboy drank 12 vodkas and 8 black russians. cat_in_the_box cat_in_the_box drank 3 ales and 14 mescals. Barfers of the world, unite and take over! I think they already have! There was 4 of them last night!

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