Is this so wrong?

When I watch tv shows such as 'Four Weddings' and 'Don't Tell The Bride' and going to a Wedding Fayre last month that I actually take most of it like "This is what I don't want at my wedding!"?

For example; today I've learned - No bloody Pachelbel's Canon.

Previous lessons:
No ribbons and covers around chairs
No DJ with a mic other than "Here's the first dance!"
Never give out your email address