Now then

[mofette]

Don't I just feel safe

[this is the next road over from me]

come home soon, meltie

Comments

[feuermaus.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, hun, these things are very rare really.
If all else fails, keep a baseball bat near your bed! (and don't be afraid to lamp 'em one if you have to!)

[ncender.livejournal.com]

Watch out for teh sn1p3r! :o

Anyway, I don't think you're in any danger. Just don't be a hero. It's only stuff. Not worth getting cut up.

[sunflowerinrain.livejournal.com]

If you hear a noise, hide under the bed.

... umm... have you vacuumed under there recently?

[tyleet99.livejournal.com]

At first I thought it was an article about burger struggle...