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Ever since I had my birth control changed about three months ago, I've had a lot of horrible side-effects. One of the least horrible but nevertheless annoying is remembering more dreams than I used to.

Before this was a once-a-month occurance and I only ever remembered them long enough to relay them to milf in my sleep, waking him up and then pissing him off with my snoring for the next 10 minutes. I never remember again until he tells me the next morning.

The dreams I have been having in the last 3 months are driving me crazy. They are not insane enough for me to know it's fake so I don't just relax, I wake up feeling like I've had zero sleep.

I've had several weird ones, ranging from things like cheating on Milf [ha!], him cheating on me, Crocodile Dundee rescuing him from London, friends in hospital and other nastiness but last night's was especially amusing.

I was employed by MI5. I didn't get much money unfortunately but also I was in Spooks the TV show. I knew I was going to die soon because I was the longest running agent aside from Adam. We ended up in a small train like thing, passing through the streets of Russia after giving a secret password to someone in the train station.

I then had a horrid fight with some bitch who was trying to kill me [I won] and then I accidentally speared another person through the head with an ice-pick. I won again! Then I was in hiding as the police wanted to get me for both the murders and obviously MI5 didn't want that.

Sometimes they are right entertaining!!
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