It never rains but it pours

[mofette]

What an overused phrase today, but much needed. Today has been of shit grade 10, pure, steaming, and still covered in flies.

On my diet quest, I went to morrisons, and got some salad. Along with Waffles, chicken nuggets and beer I'd say this was a good purchase. I went back to Zell's, having walked with him in the sun. Probably the nicest thing we've done in ages. Across nice sunny fields. Was magical and my hayfever wasn't bothering me too much. Came back, put things in the grill. Zell told me that his mum grills with the door shut, which is what my oven at home tells you to do. shut door. 5 minutes later, notice smoke coming from kitchen, go to kitchen. Open oven door, smoke gets worse. Zell shut the hall door to avoid the smoke alarm, I turn grill down. Notice that the grill is actually on fire. I turn the oven setting off grill, but unfortunately, this goes past the oven settings, turning on the fan and making the flames worse. I ahve to move my hand, as it's about to singe my knuckles. Next thing I know, me and the oven are covered in white stuff. My prince has used the fire extinguisher. Ok, so he covered me in stuff, but he also got the fire. Much coughing and retching later, he tells me to have a bath.

Baths are great, I love baths. Not having one in the Uni flat means that I've had showers constantly. For some reason this bath made me feel bad, and I had to retire to bed. I got woken up by my dad phoning me. This was not usual, as dad never phones me. Small talked for a while and told him the bad stuff that had happened, only for him to tell me that Grandma is ill. Mum's mum. How ill I ask. Wrong fucking question. She's got inoperable cancer of the bowel. I must stop predicting things, I was right with Tony having my hoodie, what if Grandma does die when I'm in Japan. Why?