Welcome to Narcoleptic Japan!

Please, do not adjust your sets. The country you are living in has robots which can sleep standing up. This may happen on the train, on a bus or even in a classroom. They will unexpectedly drop dead from the neck upwards, and loll around in a dead fashion. Do not be disturbed. Even if they were dead they are harmless as the living Japanese.

The normal Gaijin inhabiting Japan will not be able to sleep like this, as a normal person can only sleep lying down, or slumped over a computer.

Fuckwit narcoleptic Japan