Dirty M*th*rf*ck*r

[mofette]

Essay Progress: 1,305 / 3000 words

I realised, while I was in the bath, that I hadn't had a bath in nearly a week.

Last Tuesday I possibly had a bath
Last Wednesday meltie forced me to bleach my hair
Last Thursday I had to make meltie's hair navy blue for Whitby
Last Friday I was at my parents house, I washed my hair, but just standing over the bath
Last Saturday I dyed my hair bubblegum pink, again standing over the bath
On Sunday I came home and was too darn tired.
Last night I was too busy with other things

and so tonight I finally had a nice warm bath and gave myself a weekly mot.

Yup, still buggared.

Comments

[tintintin.livejournal.com]

I'm not brave enough to give myself a weekly MOT as I'm so clapped out, I dread to think what it would cost to fix me up proper. ;)

[mofette.livejournal.com]

I just like to treat myself once in a while :D

[feuermaus.livejournal.com]

Mucky Pup ^_^

If I gave myself a MOT I'd have to replace pretty much the whole bodywork and suspension!

[mofette.livejournal.com]

I was waiting for someone to call me that - I think it's a north east thing

my suspension's not too bad, but the bodywork is trashed and the tank is running on empty ;)

[mr-xell.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling I wouldn't pass even a monthly MOT, My back is fucked for one and both my knees are screwed (one due to going over bicycle handle bars aged 12 the other for compensating for other knee for 12 years) and the list goes on but can't be arsed possible due to a broken attention span.

[mofette.livejournal.com]

didn't know about your knees :/ all the scars yes.

I just like to treat myself to a nice bath etc, once in a while

[ex-stephmog743.livejournal.com]

I'm probably going to regret asking this but...

what exactly does a 'weekly mot' involve?

[mofette.livejournal.com]

long bath, shaving, manicure, eyebrow pluckage etc.

just treating myself instead of every bugger else

[gabby2600.livejournal.com]

Oooooo

What's the essay about.

[mofette.livejournal.com]

Sino-Japanese relations :(

[complicatedgrl.livejournal.com]

Mot?

[mofette.livejournal.com]

um... like a car's annual service

[wolfmweh.livejournal.com]

meltie on top?

smelly moff oo;

[mofette.livejournal.com]

chance'd be a fine thing :P