mofette | Long Time No See

Short Story:

I have new Job
I have nice new boyfriend
I will be in nice new house in two weeks
I am the happiest I've ever been!

Ok, so I know that

milfos and I are still in the honeymoon period, but hey, life is so good right now I wouldn't change it for the world!

On Monday I had an interview with [Swarovski]. Oh my god how much was I shitting myself?

The long story about this one is that when

ladyserpentine signed up to a few sites she had a lovely lady called Munira phone her up and ask her to apply for a job at a new store that is to open in Leeds selling the Swarovski range. She mentioned that the whole of her team at Past Times also wanted to leave, and Munira got very excited and encouraged us all to apply, because they needed an entire staff of people and she was sure that a team that already knew each other would be much better. We all applied and were totally shocked when we all got interviews on Monday.

Mine was the last, and when I got to the hotel, everyone was sat in the lobby waiting. I went up to the room and had a long interview with the lady, who seemed very enthusiastic and I asked lots and lots of very good questions and things. When I got back downstairs they told me I'd been gone three quarters of an hour. We all went to the pub after I called Munira to tell her how it went, and then we talked and things.

Then I went to see my Japanese friend, Yoko, and we had beer. Then back to Milf's house where I had more beer and got very very drunk!

Tuesday, work

Wednesday, work, then I took Lisa [covering Deputy from Perth] to the pub, then off to the pub quiz. I won [Sorry

angelic_angie ;)] and then off to Fab. I don't remember much after that.

Thursday

milfos and I went shopping! I got MOTHERFUCKING BLUEPRINT POSTERS! As in, posters of the Blueprints from Mallrats that they use to foil LaFours. I know I already updated about that, but hey, I'm easily exciteable!

Friday I went to work, to get called by

ladyserpentine to say that all of us [

ladyserpentine, Jen [deputy],

tomb_bat, Kath [Jen's mum] and I] had all got the job at Swarovski! As in, we're all going to get paid a shitload more than we do at the moment, and we'll be selling nicer things to nicer people, and there'll be no pikeys to steal shit from us! Everything is in a display case, so no-one can touch but us!

Perked my way through Friday at work, and then it was out to the pub because it was

enki's birthday!

milfos,

enki,

satiricaleye,

angelic_angie,

pete_north and I got in taxis and went to the Angel Inn to drink! there we found

attack_monkey and his lovely girlfriend Jen, and Mim and Lisa joined us later. Some people came with us, some did not but we ended up at Dust. Now it all gets a little bit fuzzy. Some 15 year old tried chatting me up outside the loo ["Your Dreads look fantastic under the UV"] and we finally left when I started being unable to stand!

Saturday I should've been really hungover; I wasn't! (^___^)
We had another manager filling in for us [from Hull], and he's a total cunt. However, it was my last day and therefore I could've walked out any time I wanted! I was very well behaved and didn't. I did shout at him using many F words and he told me to calm down. Cunt.

Met

cat_in_a_box after work and we had Shandy in Bar Pacific. Then we went back to the house so that I could grab clothes to choose from, and grab my stupid shoes. Stupid shoes grabbed we went back Chéz

milfos and got changed. Leon arrived and we all went out to

the_wendyhouse. I got more drunk than before, and fell over in my shoes. I quickly jumped up and ran to the stage to dance to The Rasmus, but today I have a huge brown bruise on my knee. >_<

Roll call:

cloneboy,

angelic_angie,

asw909,

big_daz,

bikerfaerie,

blondelass,

bootpunk,

cat_in_a_box,

cyberspice,

fudge2004,

gerry000,

glorian,

jezebel_z,

kalifleur,

ketlogic,

ladyserpentine,

lykeios,

miffyblazing,

milfos,

miss_behave,

miss_dark,

mistressmalaise,

myz_lilith,

nigelmouse,

peter_north,

sara_pebbles,

sarah_orange,

shallownation,

simon_bretonnia,

sparklejess,

steer,

tomb_bat,

uv_pink_fluff,

vixmonsta and

zestyboi.

Lots of fun, and then we went home and I hid in bed because I am scared of parties!

Sunday we hung around and got drunk and stoned, and then

pete_north took me to his house and showed me shiny decks and mixing and things and then we got shouted at by a neighbour and things >__< Sorry mate!

Today I've done fuck all! (^___^) We're going out to the pub in a bit I think, and then possibly

milfos and I are going to go on a proper date or something! Which will be nice ;)

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From:

joysilence.livejournal.com

Aw that sounds like a great job! I hope one day they make a Swarovski crystal walrus. I already have a Royal Doulton gilded porcelain walrus though so I'm alright for now :)

mofette.livejournal.com

Dude, if there's ever a walrus then you'll be the first to know!

dan-lane.livejournal.com

ARGH!! Those Swarovski things are SO tacky!

but sooo expensive!

£3500 + for some of them! (^___^)

Just cause something costs money, doesn't make it good... people in Essex fill their houses with that expensive crap.

ick ick ick

dua.livejournal.com

Ooooh, honey! Am v pleased for you about it all and v impressed you're going so upmarket :-)

needler.livejournal.com

I read that as going to the supermarket hehehe!

Moff smells of chrystal walrus poops, which is prolly ok cos they cost a lot :)

web-kitten.livejournal.com

i want a crystal walrus!!!
Youve turned into a complete lush havent j00!!
Do you still think you may come visit moi in september?

I hope I can, it depends how much money I keep spending!

I'd rather smell of pink cherries, but if you say it, then it must be ok!

I know, I get to be so posh and things!! (^__^)

poggs.livejournal.com

Blimey. No wonder you mega-perked earlier! :D :D

oh yes indeed. I am teh perk incarnate!

ex-stephmog743.livejournal.com

Clearly this is a girl who knows how to bounce back in style!

oh yes, and when I bounce, I aim high!

ncender.livejournal.com

Glad to hear things have really turned around for you. Keep up the happiness, you!

*snuggle*

I'm doing my best!

aperrott.livejournal.com

Nice one! It's not often you get to change job and keep a nice boss. :-)

Oh yes, we are all totally worked up about this. There's also a possibility that our old area manager will be joining us too... watch this space!

princess-linzi.livejournal.com

Woo! :D Sounds groovy.. lucky you! *hugs*

*huggles*

yes. I am too lucky for words!

kissmeforlonger.livejournal.com

Yay, sounds excellent. How did we miss each other at Wendy House?

:-)

I don't know! I didn't see you at all and I wanted you to see my dreads!

silverfiligree.livejournal.com

Fantastic - congratulations all round :)

Thanks thanks and thanks! :D

nollipop.livejournal.com

;D

Nx

Thankoo :)

do you come out to play ever? :D

iggadigga.livejournal.com

If you ever come visit me we can go to Eden Prarie Center, which is where they filmed the movie. They've remodeled a lot, so it doesn't look the same really, but it's still the mall. My fiance could give us the full tour and then we could go to the fast-food restaurant where Shannon Doherty yelled at him for screwing up her order.