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Oh my god. you guys have no idea how much I hate PATRICK from my class. [livejournal.com profile] pyrobaby, remember when he mailed you about me from your website?

When he did his presentation, the teacher asked if we had any questions

I so badly wanted to ask:

何で眉がありませんか?
why don't you have eyebrows [he shaved them off when drunk apparently. Looks like a complete twat.] Fucking Moron.

何でその発表はマンガについてですか?
why was your presentation about manga? [he's done EVERYTHING we've ever had to do about manga. Talk about one-dimentional]

もと「あのう」言えますか?
could you say "Erm" any more? He said it at any possible breathing space in his presentation, and I was thinking of counting the amount of times he said it like we used to do at Gaidai with Bannister-san.

Motherfucker. If he turns up at my house again, I'm going to tell him exactly what I think of him...

Edit: in other news, I'm really disappointed by how few people read my ace story about the poop guy last night. It's really worth the read, I promise!

Date: 2004-11-30 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncender.livejournal.com
Hahaha, I remember Plan B. Remember when we were comparing notes on him and our Hazelton-san...only to find out they were friends!

Date: 2004-11-30 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelic-angie.livejournal.com
I did read about the poop guy last night but I was just too traumatised afterwards to express myself in words. :P

Date: 2004-11-30 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shady-lanes.livejournal.com
I read it but was too stunned and disgusted to comment at the time - it was amazing.

Date: 2004-11-30 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blondelass.livejournal.com
Maybe Patrick shaves his eyebrows because he's a transvestite and he can't pull off being a woman with bushy manbrows.

I haven't read journals for a while and am just catching up. I shall make an extra special effort to read your poop story.

Date: 2004-11-30 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com
i read the poop story, and it *was* worth it. i thought the housemate i had who left behind enough crusty cock shaped cumrags to fill 2 black bin bags was bad until i read that.

Date: 2004-11-30 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nigelmouse.livejournal.com
i read it last night as well. (seems a few people did, but didn't manage to comment).

i am both impressed by how long the guy lasted before calling the cops/landlord, and with how disgusting it managed to get. it was quite a facinating read, tho i'm not compelled to search out more stories like that (so the subscription probably isn't for me).

Date: 2004-11-30 09:11 pm (UTC)
thene: Happy Ponyo looking up from the seabed (Default)
From: [personal profile] thene
I read. Will never complain quite so loudly about the mess in our kitchen in future.

Date: 2004-11-30 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risorial.livejournal.com
I read it! I really couldn't think of much to reply to it though. What can you say? :D

Date: 2004-12-01 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astrokel.livejournal.com
Bannister-san! AHHH! This guy sounds worse though! Bannister-san just didn't know the language and was wormey. Your awful guy sounds like the creepy kind that want to learn the language because they love anime and want to marry a japanese girl. I will punch him for you if I ever come across him (or anyone else like him).
ps: You should count next time and then when teacher asks for questions, you should comment: "Did you know that you said "erm" 72 times?"
Heh.

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