HATE HATE HATE

[mofette]

Oh my god. you guys have no idea how much I hate PATRICK from my class. pyrobaby, remember when he mailed you about me from your website?

When he did his presentation, the teacher asked if we had any questions

I so badly wanted to ask:

何で眉がありませんか？
why don't you have eyebrows [he shaved them off when drunk apparently. Looks like a complete twat.] Fucking Moron.

何でその発表はマンガについてですか？
why was your presentation about manga? [he's done EVERYTHING we've ever had to do about manga. Talk about one-dimentional]

もと「あのう」言えますか？
could you say "Erm" any more? He said it at any possible breathing space in his presentation, and I was thinking of counting the amount of times he said it like we used to do at Gaidai with Bannister-san.

Motherfucker. If he turns up at my house again, I'm going to tell him exactly what I think of him...

Edit: in other news, I'm really disappointed by how few people read my ace story about the poop guy last night. It's really worth the read, I promise!

Comments

[ncender.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I remember Plan B. Remember when we were comparing notes on him and our Hazelton-san...only to find out they were friends!

[mofette.livejournal.com]

oh yes, at the children's school~!

[ncender.livejournal.com]

egg-ZACTly

Dude, in retrospect, that was a weird trip. Remember when they had the kids do the sexy line dance thing? Plus, all those kids kicked my ass in origami.

[angelic-angie.livejournal.com]

I did read about the poop guy last night but I was just too traumatised afterwards to express myself in words. :P

[mofette.livejournal.com]

yay for poop guy@!

[shady-lanes.livejournal.com]

I read it but was too stunned and disgusted to comment at the time - it was amazing.

[mofette.livejournal.com]

it's a fantastic story that we're all glad we weren't near!

[blondelass.livejournal.com]

Maybe Patrick shaves his eyebrows because he's a transvestite and he can't pull off being a woman with bushy manbrows.

I haven't read journals for a while and am just catching up. I shall make an extra special effort to read your poop story.

[mofette.livejournal.com]

ewwwwwww you have hurt my brain. I can't bear to think of him in a dress!

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

i read the poop story, and it *was* worth it. i thought the housemate i had who left behind enough crusty cock shaped cumrags to fill 2 black bin bags was bad until i read that.

[mofette.livejournal.com]

ooooh do you have a story about that? :)

[nigelmouse.livejournal.com]

i read it last night as well. (seems a few people did, but didn't manage to comment).

i am both impressed by how long the guy lasted before calling the cops/landlord, and with how disgusting it managed to get. it was quite a facinating read, tho i'm not compelled to search out more stories like that (so the subscription probably isn't for me).

[mofette.livejournal.com]

fecal lasagne!

[thene]

I read. Will never complain quite so loudly about the mess in our kitchen in future.

[mofette.livejournal.com]

I still complain though ;)

[risorial.livejournal.com]

I read it! I really couldn't think of much to reply to it though. What can you say? :D

[mofette.livejournal.com]

"yay for lasagne"?

[astrokel.livejournal.com]

Bannister-san! AHHH! This guy sounds worse though! Bannister-san just didn't know the language and was wormey. Your awful guy sounds like the creepy kind that want to learn the language because they love anime and want to marry a japanese girl. I will punch him for you if I ever come across him (or anyone else like him).
ps: You should count next time and then when teacher asks for questions, you should comment: "Did you know that you said "erm" 72 times?"
Heh.

[mofette.livejournal.com]

this guy is worse, bannister was harmless, this one is a weirdo that asks the girls what we sleep in bed in?

[viktoria33.livejournal.com]

I read it :-/

[mofette.livejournal.com]

the face says it all ;)

[viktoria33.livejournal.com]

It does sound like a nightmarish sitation to be in... like something out of a Japanese horror flick, to be honest. :-(

Still, there's part of me that can't help not feeling that sorry for the guy writing about it. It was pretty obvious early on that his house mate was losing the plot... yet he chose to ignore the situation. I couldn't have done that. The moment someone starts leaving shit around you know it's time to get professional help!

It seems to me that he let the situation go for as long as he could so that he wouldn't have to pay very much rent. I couldn't live with myself if I was to deliberately profit from someone else's suffering.
I would be horrified with myself had I allowed another human being to sink into such a desperate state!

But that is only my opinion, going on what I read. :-) I'm very aware of the fact that when faced with something like that in real life it probably isn't so easy to make decisions.