How old do I feel?

[mofette]

You know you're getting old when the person you had a crush on the WHOLE of high school has gotten married.

wow.

Also there are now 13 either babies, babies-in-incubation or babies in practise in my life or on lj. Too many!!!

Comments

[medusa.livejournal.com]

Haha, sorry! ;P

[mofette.livejournal.com]

no no no it's funny, it's just that every month the next one is due, like an assembly line, but cuter!

[medusa.livejournal.com]

Haha, oh that makes it all seem so much more glamorous!

I now have visions of myself sitting on a verrrrry verrrrrry sloooooow conveyor belt for the next seven months, waiting to fall off the end into THE MINCING MACHINE. :(

[mofette.livejournal.com]

yes but the conveyor belt has footrubs and silly food that you DEMAND and people cooing and a long period of ordering buggies and THINGS off the internet.

and no mincing machine.

[cloneboy.livejournal.com]

practisingt for babies? you mena having sex?

[mofette.livejournal.com]

and not using birth control

[cloneboy.livejournal.com]

ah. you meant retards

[mofette.livejournal.com]

no, no I didn't.

[cloneboy.livejournal.com]

oh doing it intentionally! sorry but i work in wakefield. i had forgotton that people intentionally get pregnant

[mister-ed.livejournal.com]

You know you're getting old when young whipper-snappers who were only just getting out of nappies when you began exploring the mysteries of alchohol,ladies and bad-eyeliner.. begin complaining about getting old... :p

[mofette.livejournal.com]

heh. oops. sorry ;)

[lucybond.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, guess that includes me, even though I don't 'show' yet, eh?

[mofette.livejournal.com]

Yes, but not in a bad way ;)

[ncender.livejournal.com]

Had something like that happen recently. Felt an odd sense of loss.

You mean 14.

[quarex.livejournal.com]

You forgot the one I just created by giving you a seriously smoldering gaze.