shut up shut up shut up

[mofette]

shut the fuck up about the women in the dove advert. I remember seeing them and thinking how I would kill to be as thin as them.

Now I'm sat at home by myself bawling my fucking eyes out. I need a fucking hug :(

I would gladly batter anyone that said they were fat. I have never been as thin as any of them and to think that people are calling them FAT? Fucking hell that is such an insult to me.

I remember seeing the adverts and thinking that they had no wobbly bits either.

OH FUCK I NEED SOMEONE HERE :((((((

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[mofette.livejournal.com]

Derek? *giggles*

[lykeios.livejournal.com]

... seriously though look at the picture again and ya have to wonder...

1. Why is she right at the back with two of the girls almost in front of her?
2. Why is she standing sideways?
3. What has she got to hide?

I bet at weekends she is the hooker for a local rugby team and has, for the photoshoot, tucked it between her/his legs... *nods*