My Ideal Man...

[mofette]

We were all talking in #uk_goffs about our taste in the opposite sex. Despite my usual qualms about personality and GSoH I do actually have a lot of preferences about looks. I never thought I did, but to be honest, you can match with someone's personality till the cows come home, but if you don't fancy them in a physical sense, there's no point.

Here's my 101 then...
Taller than me in platforms, not tradgoth, no skirts, generally facial hair, piercings, bigger build, ginger (or at least not blonde), good dresser.

is that majorly shallow or what? :(

doesn't mean there aren't exceptions to the rule

form an orderly queue here please
*looks at tumbleweed*

Comments

[reaverbob.livejournal.com]

hmm...i have always been told i have a nice personality (i always though i was an arrogant fuck wit).

I'm taller then you when your in your platforms, i do very occasioanlly trad (not much anymore, prefer the suited goth look), i wouldnt be seen dead in a skirt, i have a goatee, i have 3 piercings (tongue and double apadravya), my build id pretty fucking elephant like, i have brown hair with a ginger tint, and have you ever seen me in a suit.

/me dreams

Big black BMW 5 series convertable, black, with a black interior and brushed chrome trim, me sitting in the drivers seat withthe top down, long hair in a pony tail, jet black suit (black jacket, trousers, shirt and tie), cuban boots (the ones with the slightly loose metal heals so they klink when i walk), skin tight leather gloves, and dark sunglasses.

hmmm.....i will have enough money to be like that eventually, and oh what a ponce i will be.

[echo-echo.livejournal.com]

Are you going to describe your lounge to us next? "12' x 9', fitted carpets"

[reaverbob.livejournal.com]

well now you come to mention it, it would be done in a minimalist styling, light colour scheme, with a mixture of chrome, glass and frosted perspex. Fairly light room with one maybe two, two pice suits made probably of the same pale and waxed wood as the floor. Well, you get the idea, when i get my own place i am going t obe Ikeas wet dream.

[midnight-moon.livejournal.com]

Maybe he has a mediterranean style porch...

[mofette.livejournal.com]

*hides from car, and the piercings while I'm at it*

how about your ideal house? pets? lol :)

[reaverbob.livejournal.com]

no pets, hte house, would be very airy and light, with a mixture of oriental minimalism and contemporary minimalism, with some room revolving around the use of slightly darkened wood, and paper, with the others around veyr pale wood, with chrome and frosted perspex. The garden, would be of a Japanese water garden styling. Each room would have Kanji on the walls of words that would represent the feelings i wanted to be fulfilled in each room, such as passion and love in the bedroom, peace and tranquility in hte living room, energy and fulfillment in the kitchen etc. There would be no tv or anything of that sort in the living room. There would be a hi-fi and book case of some description, hidden behind either a paper screen, or placed on a stand of chrome and perspex (depending up on which of the styles i went for in the living room). The kitchen will be vey modern, and be entirely metal and very pale wood. I think you get the idea. The would be one room, which would include my TV, PC, PS2, another hi-fi etc. this would be my games rom, it would be airy and comfortable and prbably a different decor than the rest of the house. The lighting in every room, would be different, based upon hte mood i wish to conjour in the room, very soft uplighting in the living room, an almost candle light effect in the bedroom etc. there would be no roof mounted lighting at all. The colour scheme would again depend entirely upon the mood the room would be designed to conjure but would be fairly light ( maybe a mixture of patelles, probably mixed around orage, red and blue (though not aquamarine, whata horrid colour)).

well, you did ask.